(Dedicated to Leo Getz)
“Welcome to KFC, may I take your order?”
“Hi, I’d like a grilled chicken breast meal with beans and slaw.”
“Green beans or baked beans?”
“Sorry. Baked beans.”
“Anything to drink?”
“Unsweet tea.”
“Okay, that’s a grilled chicken breast meal with green beans and slaw and an unsweet tea.”
“No, baked beans.”
“Sorry. Baked beans. Please drive around to the first window.”
“Thank you.”
I get home only to discover they gave me baked beans and green beans.
